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Thread: She was a USB port whore.

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    She was a USB port whore.

    For the price of charging her phone in your laptop, she was willing to do unmentionable things.


  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    For the price of charging her phone in your laptop, she was willing to do unmentionable things.

    Your mum, I assume?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Your mum, I assume?
    Toofless old ma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Your mum, I assume?
    he left himself wide open there, sc.

    just like his mum.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    he left himself wide open there, sc.

    just like his mum.
    We've gone two's up on his mum there i. Again.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    We've gone two's up on his mum there i. Again.
    a high five when changing ends?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    he left himself wide open there, sc.

    just like his mum.
    I will not defend my mum vs the slings and arrows. I will defend my large morning iced americano against the slings and arrows. Whether those be actual or metaphorical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    a high five when changing ends?
    As long as I don't have to look at your winkie.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    I will not defend my mum vs the slings and arrows. I will defend my large morning iced americano against the slings and arrows. Whether those be actual or metaphorical.
    Are you in Europe again, e? You always go off the rails in Europe.

    Don't they have ladies in Yewessay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you in Europe again, e? You always go off the rails in Europe.

    Don't they have ladies in Yewessay?
    I am. We have some rather favorable news for our movie. I am here trying to get certain deals over the line. Might be in the UK in a few days. Bring me to your fleshpots, Sir C!

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