ourselves, the Ref gave us two big shoves t'ward the line there. He had to **** off his lino to award the first then, when Chelsea had started to run it, we really needed them to lose a man and he duly obliged.

Any other Ref would have scowled at Moses and waved him up but this guy gave him yellow number two! - must have been briefed that it would be best if a "little" club won the cup to give the fans of lesser clubs hope.