I have to go to a awards show tomorrow. It says Business casual?

[Tony C]

Oh and for the f u c k i n g love of god please do not go all hipster with those ridiculous trousers that are too short with no socks.

If you're unsure about any of this just walk into Moss Bros and tell them you have this function and you don't want to look like an Artard.

You can return it money back in 14 days....

Watchfinders also do money back if you fancy a JLC Grand Reverso for a night...just don't lose or break it else you'll have to pay £10l plus.

The Tony with some shrooooood advise in these financially crippling times.

[SWv2]

Oh and for the f u c k i n g love of god please do not go all hipster with those ridiculous trousers that are too short with no socks.

If you're unsure about any of this just walk into Moss Bros and tell them you have this function and you don't want to look like an Artard.

You can return it money back in 14 days....

Watchfinders also do money back if you fancy a JLC Grand Reverso for a night...just don't lose or break it else you'll have to pay £10l plus.

The Tony with some shrooooood advise in these financially crippling times.

Hold on, hire a watch for the night??

Good lord.