Maybe this mental illness explanation is not such a bad idea after all.

[Ash]

I rather like Craig except that he looks like a dwarf. Is he really short? One suspects so.

And he's blond FFS. You can't have a blond bond. It was bad enough having the ginge.

[SWv2]

And he's blond FFS. You can't have a blond bond. It was bad enough having the ginge.

The next Bond will celebrate diversity by all accounts.