You mean that Allah stands there, arms crossed, saying "Sorry mate. No ID, no 72 raisins for you, my friend."
I think his earthly minions make sure your wife and kiddies are looked after at least. Slip them a quid or two and a handful of sweets. That sort of thing.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."