:clap: The Boy Owen got there first.

[World's End Stella]

Now just hang on here.... what are we classing as a legitimate university?

Something other than 'PhD in Islamic Studies from the Technical College of Islamabad'

Or East Anglia Polytechnic, for that matter.

[Peter]

Something other than 'PhD in Islamic Studies from the Technical College of Islamabad'

Or East Anglia Polytechnic, for that matter.

The Technical College of Islamabad is one of the most research-active scientific institutes in Asia.

East Anglia Polytechnic does not exist.

[World's End Stella]

The Technical College of Islamabad is one of the most research-active scientific institutes in Asia.

East Anglia Polytechnic does not exist.

Hardly surprising, I made them both up.

Go on, Peter, tell us where you got your degree. We promise not to laugh.

Too much.

[Sir C]

Hardly surprising, I made them both up.

Go on, Peter, tell us where you got your degree. We promise not to laugh.

Too much.

Surely East Anglia Polytechnic is where Henry Wilt lectured?

[Peter]

Hardly surprising, I made them both up.

Go on, Peter, tell us where you got your degree. We promise not to laugh.

Too much.

I got mine on ebay but that is thoroughly beside the point.

[World's End Stella]

I got mine on ebay but that is thoroughly beside the point.

So Open University then? Or do they do a poly nowadays as well?

[Peter]

So Open University then? Or do they do a poly nowadays as well?

There are no polys. The phrase you are looking for is 'post-92'.

[World's End Stella]

There are no polys. The phrase you are looking for is 'post-92'.

Sure there are, they just call them really sh1t universities nowadays, thanks to the genius of Labour and Tony Blair.