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Thread: Elephant in the room. Someone has to mention it

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    Elephant in the room. Someone has to mention it

    What did you have for breakfast?

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    Your mum

    is not an elephant.

    I hope.


    Boiled eggs, dry bread. Small glass of beer.


    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    What did you have for breakfast?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    What did you have for breakfast?
    Earl Grey, slice of lemon.

    Two Marlboro Lights.

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    Cereal. 2 cups of English breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo Britain less Europe View Post
    Cereal. 2 cups of English breakfast.
    Did this cereal involve, erm, milk, m?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    What did you have for breakfast?
    A text at 5.50am from my wife in Manchester telling me she was OK. This rather confused me, since I had no idea why she wouldn't be OK. Then I checked the news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A text at 5.50am from my wife in Manchester telling me she was OK. This rather confused me, since I had no idea why she wouldn't be OK. Then I checked the news.
    A confusing business indeed, especially if, like me, one had never even heard of the woman* before.

    *The one responsible for that unfortunate gathering, I mean. Not your wife.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    A confusing business indeed, especially if, like me, one had never even heard of the woman* before.

    *The one responsible for that unfortunate gathering, I mean. Not your wife.
    I had heard of her due to having a teenage daughter. Although I wouldn't have been able to pick her out of a line up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A text at 5.50am from my wife in Manchester telling me she was OK. This rather confused me, since I had no idea why she wouldn't be OK. Then I checked the news.
    I found out something was happening from former Awimber club level. as I had a quick look at facebook before going to sleep and he was mentioning manchester. I couldn't at that point be bothered to turn on the news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I had heard of her due to having a teenage daughter. Although I wouldn't have been able to pick her out of a line up
    Yes, mine just filled us in on the details. Apparently quite a big noise in the teeny-bop world.

    So to speak.

    Oh, well. The whole thing has probably saved us a few quid
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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