I was looking at several schemes that are supposed to help won purchase a first home.

[Pat Vegas]

I found the "shacking up with a high-earning dollybird" scheme worked well for me.

All you have to pay is your entire sense of masculine self-worth and you get a free house. ****ing bargain mate.

I like this idea. good thing she's good with money as I am useless.

I hate this stuff.