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Thread: Sweet Jesus, there is no one to vote for in this election :-(

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I'm getting irrationally nervous about this election. I feel a bit like being 3-0 up against Spurs with 10 minutes to play. You know it's done and dusted, but you can't wait for the ref to blow up just in case.
    Relax. People aren't going to vote for Corbyn. Even more amusingly, the Lib Dems' strategy of being the party of remain looks like it's going to explode in their faces.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It won't make much difference. Looking at the Tory manifesto, if we elect a Conservative government it will be like living in poland in 1980, or a Labour government, the USSR at a similar period.

    In short, we are doomed to life under the jackboot of jorge and his ilk.
    Yes. I've been worried ever since I found out she was a Christian. 'Christian' in C of E talk basically means 'commie' these days.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What's that now?
    Good point. It doesn't really work for London, does it, because it's not an actual swamp the way Washington DC is
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Good point. It doesn't really work for London, does it, because it's not an actual swamp the way Washington DC is
    There's Hackney Marshes. You could drain those, I guess.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Relax. People aren't going to vote for Corbyn. Even more amusingly, the Lib Dems' strategy of being the party of remain looks like it's going to explode in their faces.
    My missus is , although she claims to be doing so in order to retain some semblance of an opposition, rather than because she actually wants Corbyn in power.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It won't make much difference. Looking at the Tory manifesto, if we elect a Conservative government it will be like living in poland in 1980, or a Labour government, the USSR at a similar period.

    In short, we are doomed to life under the jackboot of jorge and his ilk.
    In happier news, did you see young Mr Hepworth has another out?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    My missus is , although she claims to be doing so in order to retain some semblance of an opposition, rather than because she actually wants Corbyn in power.
    We've long since established that your missus is a goddamn communist, though, haven't we?

    You should threaten to withdraw conjugal rights until such time as she comes to her senses and votes tory imo. Or just lock her in the house on election day.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    We've long since established that your missus is a goddamn communist, though, haven't we?

    You should threaten to withdraw conjugal rights until such time as she comes to her senses and votes tory imo. Or just lock her in the house on election day.
    No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.
    Ugh! This is why you need to move. You're surrounded by commie filth.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.
    Also, have you not guilt-tripped the woman with your ethnicity? Have you not pointed out that she's threatening to vote for the party that panders to vile anti-semites who fantasise about having your race wiped off the face of the earth?

    I don't think you're working hard enough on her, m.

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