This has to be a p1ss-take, right?

[Burney]

Man discovers it is possible to make sandwiches.

Further proof that anyone who uses the term 'hack' to describe banal time/money saving ideas is a cvnt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/busines...-lunch-at-work

[Sir C]

Man discovers it is possible to make sandwiches.

Further proof that anyone who uses the term 'hack' to describe banal time/money saving ideas is a cvnt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/busines...-lunch-at-work

"This is the BBC and I'm Alvar Liddell. The RAF took part in heavy fighting today over a convoy in the Straits of Dover. Four enemy aircraft were destroyed for the loss of one of our own. The pilot was recovered safely."

That's what I want from the BBC. Not shít about ham and cheese.

[Ash]

Man discovers it is possible to make sandwiches.

Further proof that anyone who uses the term 'hack' to describe banal time/money saving ideas is a cvnt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/busines...-lunch-at-work

I expect somewhere there is a website where some uber-kunt claims to have 'curated' a collection of 'life hacks'.

I see you can "follow Dougal Shaw on Twitter or Facebook." Get to it imo.

[Burney]

"This is the BBC and I'm Alvar Liddell. The RAF took part in heavy fighting today over a convoy in the Straits of Dover. Four enemy aircraft were destroyed for the loss of one of our own. The pilot was recovered safely."

That's what I want from the BBC. Not shít about ham and cheese.

Imagine if someone tells him it's also possible to make sandwiches at home and take them to work?! It'll blow his tiny mind.

[Burney]

I expect somewhere there is a website where some uber-kunt claims to have 'curated' a collection of 'life hacks'.

I see you can "follow Dougal Shaw on Twitter or Facebook." Get to it imo.

Oh, absolutely. And they're usually things involving sticky tape or some other such nerdy cvntery.

[Sir C]

Imagine if someone tells him it's also possible to make sandwiches at home and take them to work?! It'll blow his tiny mind.

The whole sordid mess has made me hungry though. I'm mad for poached eggs on toast. Couple of rashers on the side, perhaps, just for the look fo the thing.

Toast and marmalade to follow.

[Burney]

The whole sordid mess has made me hungry though. I'm mad for poached eggs on toast. Couple of rashers on the side, perhaps, just for the look fo the thing.

Toast and marmalade to follow.

I had scrambly eggs and bacon with coffee. Working at home today, see?

[redgunamo]

Man discovers it is possible to make sandwiches.

Further proof that anyone who uses the term 'hack' to describe banal time/money saving ideas is a cvnt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/busines...-lunch-at-work

In fairness, it's the whole outsourcing of parenting that's the trouble. Cleaners and state schools and nannies and whatnot. There must be a whole generation of people who grew up believing that money grew on trees, only to discover the truth when it was almost too late.

[Burney]

In fairness, it's the whole outsourcing of parenting that's the trouble. Cleaners and state schools and nannies and whatnot. There must be a whole generation of people who grew up believing that money grew on trees, only to discover the truth when it was almost too late.

Socialism, basically. It rots the soul and spirit, reducing its victims to an infantilised mess.

[redgunamo]

Socialism, basically. It rots the soul and spirit, reducing its victims to an infantilised mess.

Right. Bring back nepotism, imo.