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Thread: Mesu****ch: Ocado delivery at 9.28 this morning

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    Mesu****ch: Ocado delivery at 9.28 this morning

    Contents of delivery unknown.

    Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

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    Tradesman's, innit. Ask your mum.

    Have you no umlaut, M #Mesutwätch


    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Contents of delivery unknown.

    Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Contents of delivery unknown.

    Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.
    Are you wànking as you type this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Are you wànking as you type this?
    I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!
    Good heavens. Are you not scared of cremating it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Good heavens. Are you not scared of cremating it?
    Scared? A little. But imagine the consequences of nailing it! There is a tide in the affairs of men, after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Contents of delivery unknown.

    Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.
    Maybe he has a big chest freezer in there and was stocking up on frozen goods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!
    My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

    Senile, I suppose.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

    Senile, I suppose.
    Is he some sort of redneck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Is he some sort of redneck?
    Certainly not! African.

    Not that there's anything wrong with rednecks and crackers and the like, of course.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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