Well Eurovision was disgraceful. That soppy, beardy Portuguese cùnt winning rather

[Burney]

than the Croat with multiple personality disorder or the yodelling Romanians was ridicules.

And don't get me started on how hard done by the Moldovans were.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

than the Croat with multiple personality disorder or the yodelling Romanians was ridicules.

And don't get me started on how hard done by the Moldovans were.

I noticed afterwards that the Croat even had his outfit split down the middle

[Sir C]

than the Croat with multiple personality disorder or the yodelling Romanians was ridicules.

And don't get me started on how hard done by the Moldovans were.

The most disappointing bit was the absence of any overtly sexual Poles

[Burney]

The most disappointing bit was the absence of any overtly sexual Poles

Yes. There was a general absence of surplus tit, actually. I blame the gays.