I'm inclined to think the fact that our three last games have been against teams who haven't really given a fúck might be more relevant. Of course, in the match before that, we got tonked by a team fighting for the title.
Still squeaky bum-time doe, innit. Everyone knows how important Champions League football is to us.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."