I hope no-one was planning on needing the NHS today

[Burney]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/...e-cyber-attack

[Sir C]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/...e-cyber-attack

I called the NHS to make an appointment today, because my wobbles aren't improving. I was offered an appointment on 25th May.

I've found a private doctor who will see me on Sunday.

Note how it works: I pay the government for my healthcare, they give the job to the NHS, the NHS fails to deliver, so I pay for my healthcare.

This country has become a load of ****. Fúck your (not 'your') NHS.

[Burney]

I called the NHS to make an appointment today, because my wobbles aren't improving. I was offered an appointment on 25th May.

I've found a private doctor who will see me on Sunday.

Note how it works: I pay the government for my healthcare, they give the job to the NHS, the NHS fails to deliver, so I pay for my healthcare.

This country has become a load of ****. Fúck your (not 'your') NHS.

Oh dear. Are we going to have to help you to bed and such in the absence of your glw?

[Pat Vegas]

I called the NHS to make an appointment today, because my wobbles aren't improving. I was offered an appointment on 25th May.

I've found a private doctor who will see me on Sunday.

Note how it works: I pay the government for my healthcare, they give the job to the NHS, the NHS fails to deliver, so I pay for my healthcare.

This country has become a load of ****. Fúck your (not 'your') NHS.

But what about the nurses?

from what I understand this is very important before any election.

They don't even have nice outfits.

[Sir C]

Oh dear. Are we going to have to help you to bed and such in the absence of your glw?

I'm actually quite wobbly this afternoon. I can manage pretty well everything fine except going to the toilet. Would you mind just holding my little chap for me?

[Sir C]

But what about the nurses?

from what I understand this is very important before any election.

They don't even have nice outfits.

I was at a private hospital yesterday and the nurses weren't wearing Benny Hill Show nurses uniforms. It's digusting, you pay all that money and there's not a pair of fishnets in sight.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

But what about the nurses?

from what I understand this is very important before any election.

They don't even have nice outfits.

I think they are now unisex



I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
He was gay

[Burney]

I'm actually quite wobbly this afternoon. I can manage pretty well everything fine except going to the toilet. Would you mind just holding my little chap for me?

Have you got some tweezers a chap might use?

[Sir C]

I think they are now unisex

:frown:

I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
He was gay
frown:

Did he keep his hands on your shoulders when he administered it?

[Burney]

I think they are now unisex

:frown:

I was once given a supposetory by a male nurse
He was gay
frown:

I was shaved downstairs by a gay nurse man in Dublin.