Reply With QuoteMy eyes were closed because I could not believe it was happeningOriginally Posted by Sir C
He took longer than expected and afterwards he went off duty
I'd say it was suspiciously warm as well.
My eyes were closed because I could not believe it was happening
He took longer than expected and afterwards he went off duty
10 characters? Pile of cund.
...to wash his cock
Didn't even leave you his number? What a bitch.
Which pub was this?I was shaved downstairs by a gay nurse man in Dublin.
The Spud and Star Anise
I do not like the cut of your jib Vegas.
I was going to make a similar joke myself, but thought I'd be charitable and leave the tap-in for someone else.
It was in St Vincent's prior to them unnecessarily cutting my perfectly healthy appendix.
The doctor said: "Turns out it was only gastro-enteritis, but since we had you open anyway, we thought we might as well take it out."
Last edited by Burney; 05-12-2017 at 03:16 PM.
The obvious question (to me) is why you were having medical procedures carried out here?
It was in St Vincent's prior to them unnecessarily cutting my perfectly healthy appendix.
The doctor said: "Turns out it was only gastro-enteritis, but since we had you open anyway, so we thought we might as well take it out."
I had that camera down the throat thing done in Vincents. Now there was a doctor who can count himself lucky to have not been chinned.
I was on holiday and fell poorly (i.e. started shïtting myself inside out). Some gobshïte doctor poked both sides of my abdomen, both hurt, so he packed me off to St Vs
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