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Thread: So it turns out that eating raw fish might not have been such a good idea after all

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    sw loves Star Anus in his bacon sandwiches.
    Montys youngest ?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Did you go up the tea country? Around Hatton? I love it up there.
    Dunno if it was Hatton but would make sense as it was on a drive from Galle to Kandy.

    I was amazed by the lack of H&S on those sifting machines - open drives, shafts and belts everywhere.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    sw loves Star Anus in his bacon sandwiches.
    Star Anise in a bacon sandwich? Is the man insane?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Dunno if it was Hatton but would make sense as it was on a drive from Galle to Kandy.

    I was amazed by the lack of H&S on those sifting machines - open drives, shafts and belts everywhere.
    Good man IUFG

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Dunno if it was Hatton but would make sense as it was on a drive from Galle to Kandy.

    I was amazed by the lack of H&S on those sifting machines - open drives, shafts and belts everywhere.
    Health and safety

    I stayed for a few days in an old tea planter's house on a plantation, refurbished to 1930s colonial splendour.

    Let's be frank, after about 10 minutes I was horsewhipping coolies and generally behaving like a colonial tyrant

    It was fúking great.

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Good man IUFG
    I was bothered about having my arm taken off whilst walking around, sw. Not for the workers welfare.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Good man IUFG
    I did laugh at that myself, I must admit.

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Star Anise in a bacon sandwich? Is the man insane?
    Funny **** in a poncey shíthouse on Dame Street pulled this on me one morning as I made my way to work after a more than ample feed of drink the night before.

    Nearly broke my fúcking tooth on the thing.

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Deduced if you prefer.

    Does it rhyme with 'ships in navy'?
    You mustn't tell. It will be a nice surprise.

    It won't be Bisto, you understand.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You mustn't tell. It will be a nice surprise.

    It won't be Bisto, you understand.
    I shan't.

    Have you made gravy specially? You should do what I do and always freeze any leftover gravy from a roast to act as a starter for the next batch of gravy you make. My gravy must have the DNA of thousands of animals in it by now.

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