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Thread: The Asian woman on Masterchef is making me increasingly angry.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    PIC :standards:
    Nasty peice of work. She'd cream you off with a Kenwood, as a friend of mine once remarked to a young lady who expressed an interest in cooking.

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  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Nasty peice of work. She'd cream you off with a Kenwood, as a friend of mine once remarked to a young lady who expressed an interest in cooking.

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    The lump, though. Look at it.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The lump, though. Look at it.
    I like it. I hope it has a solitary coarse hair growing from within.

    She's clearly a witch, b.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Nasty peice of work. She'd cream you off with a Kenwood, as a friend of mine once remarked to a young lady who expressed an interest in cooking.

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    Lovely girl

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Lovely girl
    I could be anything you like, dearie.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    She made rice with chicken livers accompanied by pineapple, yellow pepper puree and beetroot puree. It sounded disgusting.
    **** me. Do they have to make dishes from the contents of a bin?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I could be anything you like, dearie.
    NBMB - is that you?

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    NBMB - is that you?
    There's nothing wrong with it, LA.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    NBMB - is that you?
    Dear old NBMB, I sort of miss him. Don't have the energy for that sort of shenanigans these days.

    My favourite character was a short-lived chav type who called everyone 'Guy' and regretted 'burning gyppos, like they done down Erith guy!'

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    She made rice with chicken livers accompanied by pineapple, yellow pepper puree and beetroot puree. It sounded disgusting.
    Chips? Mash? Both?

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