this summer, regardless of how little we actually know about any of the players we recommend.

Butland (assuming he passes the physical)
Bakayoko (cause we've needed someone like him since Vieira)
Bernardo Silva (cause he's ace)
Someone that can play left wingback in 343 (I'll leave it to deviants like Anaconda to come up with a name)
Jardim (Wenger out)

And all of that means we can sell Walcott, Coquelin, Giroud, Perez and, if we're really lucky, Ramsey.

Anyone who disagrees needs a new hobby etc etc