Can anyone top this if the kid most likely to be beaten up at school category

[Burney]

My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".

I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.

[Luis Anaconda]

I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.

But if Dominion has poor skin, he will get called Dominos

[Monty92]

I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.

That's what we habitually call her.

[SWv2]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

A deerstalker is okay. The pipe I could not condone on an 8 year old kid, gives the wrong message.