Talking of snobby spastic, I'm going for lunch tomorrow with several friends and

[Burney]

Oh fúck me!

And fúck you for pointing it out.

My dear chap, I'm just trying to save you from becoming everything you hate. I do it out of love.

And a sense of mischief, obvs.

[SWv2]

I like that norn, ty.

You do realise Norn is essentially, and I say this with no malice, a dirty protestant so effectively £x is £5, and he may look for change.

No offence Norn.

[World's End Stella]

Neither of our families is common you jumped up little foreign shít.

That's untrue. My family has Irish ancestry so we're low enough to crawl under a rock wearing a top hat. v's family is extremely posh but has not a single vessel into which to micturate.

I am in no way being judgmental, Charles. Mrs WES is from Essex and I am extracted from educated, middle class colonials so I have no pretence in this regard.

Of course, I assumed V was the posh one.

[Sir C]

You do realise Norn is essentially, and I say this with no malice, a dirty protestant so effectively £x is £5, and he may look for change.

No offence Norn.

Bejaysus but you fellas love the craic!

[Sir C]

I am in no way being judgmental, Charles. Mrs WES is from Essex and I am extracted from educated, middle class colonials so I have no pretence in this regard.

Of course, I assumed V was the posh one.

She is of the sort of stock which finds money so dreadfully vulgar, they haven't actually had any for 300 years.

[Sir C]

My dear chap, I'm just trying to save you from becoming everything you hate. I do it out of love.

And a sense of mischief, obvs.

Check out this bad boy.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/det...DFjur03f1cx.97

[Norn Iron]

You do realise Norn is essentially, and I say this with no malice, a dirty protestant so effectively £x is £5, and he may look for change.

No offence Norn.

I'd give a tenner at least. 10 GBP, it'd be worth at least 30 euros to you boys

[SWv2]

I'd give a tenner at least. 10 GBP, it'd be worth at least 30 euros to you boys

I was up in Warrenpoint two weeks ago. Pint of Guinness, large red wine and 2 x coca cola - £11 and loose change.

A similar round had stung me for €18 of our Euros the previous weekend in a pub in Dublin 16.



I got myself a few more pints given the saving I was making.

[Burney]

Check out this bad boy.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/det...DFjur03f1cx.97

Can't say I know the neck of the woods. Smashing view, though.

[Luis Anaconda]

Can't say I know the neck of the woods. Smashing view, though.

Pah. Can't even see the Thames. Richmond - *******s more like