Talking of snobby spastic, I'm going for lunch tomorrow with several friends and

[SWv2]

Hmm. Imbibing excessively prior to meeting for lunch is potentially problematic, sw. There is a danger that one may become bemused, muddled or confused, and the possibility exists that one might behave less than impeccably - even, God help us, rudely.

An English gentleman never runs the risk of being rude, sw. You understand that, of co.....

Oh. Sorry. As you were. Back to your shamrock carving or spud picking. There's nothing to see here.

I only said 3-5 pints homo.

[Sir C]

I only said 3-5 pints homo.

One can't be too careful.

Anyway, I reckon my bloodstream is generally running at about 12% before I start, these days