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    A fat woman has started to talk to me.

    Time to leave, I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Time to leave, I think.
    Pic?

    Asking for a friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Time to leave, I think.
    Afternoon shagathon, imo. Imagine you're all French and sophicticated, enjoying the cinq á sept, rather than wallowing in a fat chick's sweat and fungus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Afternoon shagathon, imo. Imagine you're all French and sophicticated, enjoying the cinq á sept, rather than wallowing in a fat chick's sweat and fungus.
    Urggh, no! She just started talking to me about how she lost her job recently, then finished her drink in a meaningful fashion.
    I proceeded to finish mine in an equally meaningful fashion, bid her good day and left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Time to leave, I think.
    She'll look thinner after a fourth pint, b.

    Get in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    She'll look thinner after a fourth pint, b.

    Get in
    Fat chicks are normally quite "generous" I always found.

    A missed opportunity I fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Fat chicks are normally quite "generous" I always found.

    A missed opportunity I fear.
    Right. "Never say 'no' to adventures, always say 'yes'. Otherwise you'll lead a very dull life." As our old friend Caractacus would say.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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