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Thread: Two young men have walked into the pub, got their drinks and started playing Scrabble

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    Two young men have walked into the pub, got their drinks and started playing Scrabble

    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.
    You should tell 'em so. "I've seen you, prancing like a tít.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.
    Scrabble? In Hertford?

    ****ing hell......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.
    No, this is good. Playing games in pubs is on the up, and it's a good thing too. People used to play dominoes and backgammon and cribbage in pubs, for good social reasons. And pubs need all the reasons they can get to attract punters in these grim days of pubocide.

    If only the brewers would BRING THE FECKING PRICES DOWN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You should tell 'em so. "I've seen you, prancing like a tít.."
    20 minutes in and they've barely touched their pints.
    This is the generation that's going to have to fight the krauts again. We're fúcked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    No, this is good. Playing games in pubs is on the up, and it's a good thing too. People used to play dominoes and backgammon and cribbage in pubs, for good social reasons. And pubs need all the reasons they can get to attract punters in these grim days of pubocide.

    If only the brewers would BRING THE FECKING PRICES DOWN.
    They're barely drinking, ffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post

    If only the brewers would BRING THE FECKING PRICES DOWN.
    Do they not have Wetherspoons in London Village?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Do they not have Wetherspoons in London Village?
    They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Though snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    20 minutes in and they've barely touched their pints.
    This is the generation that's going to have to fight the krauts again. We're fúcked.
    What if we are the generation that didn't have to fight in a conscript war? We wont be able to lecture anybody when we are old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Trouble is, snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.
    Pfft. A fine selection of ales and almost edible food. Tim Martin is an utter cùnt but I'll quite happily make him richer if he continues to sell cheap ale

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