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    Two young men have walked into the pub, got their drinks and started playing Scrabble

    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.
    You should tell 'em so. "I've seen you, prancing like a tít.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.
    Scrabble? In Hertford?

    ****ing hell......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fûckssake! The fúcking youth of today need working on if you ask me.

    Obviously, I had the third pint.
    No, this is good. Playing games in pubs is on the up, and it's a good thing too. People used to play dominoes and backgammon and cribbage in pubs, for good social reasons. And pubs need all the reasons they can get to attract punters in these grim days of pubocide.

    If only the brewers would BRING THE FECKING PRICES DOWN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post

    If only the brewers would BRING THE FECKING PRICES DOWN.
    Do they not have Wetherspoons in London Village?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Do they not have Wetherspoons in London Village?
    They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Though snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Trouble is, snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.
    Pfft. A fine selection of ales and almost edible food. Tim Martin is an utter cùnt but I'll quite happily make him richer if he continues to sell cheap ale

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Pfft. A fine selection of ales and almost edible food.
    That's the thing. Not only is there a good selection but there is a fast turnover of barrels, so the beer is generally fresh as well as inexpensive. And people turn their noses up at this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    They do indeed, and I am a fan of the Coronet. Trouble is, snobby spastics refuse to go to 'spoonies because they hate mixing with the oiks.
    I have been to such an establishment three times in my life:

    1. A Tuesday afternoon, around 3 p.m. Swindon. Two Irish were scrapping in the middle of the floor. No one batted an eye. I left.
    2. South Croydon, with b. I saw people eat... matter. Unidentifiable stuff which came from a microwave.
    3. Some place near the Angel, late on a Saturday night. There were drunken Irish and I had an argument with a bin man.

    Go on. Call me a snobby spastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I saw people eat... matter. Unidentifiable stuff which came from a microwave.

    Call me a snobby spastic.
    Snobby spastic.

    There. I said it.

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