Whodathunk it?
Well, he doesn't specify midgets exactly, but as usual @stilberto's column is worth a read. The thesis: this squard lacks the technical qualities required to play Wengerball.
"It is no wonder that Mesut Özil has taken on the appearance of a toddler in the supermarket that cannot find his mum."
http://arseblog.com/2017/05/pillarsofcreation/