Blimey. Even I can manage three pints without feeling close to being meaningfully drunk.
Are you a Jewish?
Who mentioned 'meaningfully drunk'? I am speaking of a pleasant sense of fuzziness and no more.
I may be justifiably accused of many things, m, but an inability to take my drink is not among them.
Have you been to the brewery in Cockermouth? If it's still there.
I have. It keeps getting flooded. There's rather a nice pub near there called The Bitter End, which serves their full range of ales. Very nice. Although it's half a decade or more since I was last there.
Do you take a swig, smack your lips, hold the glass up to the light and say, "Well kept pint, that."
You do. You know you do.
I did find myself discussing the provenance of an ale with the landlord in my local the other day and then going on to discuss Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem in Nottingham with him.