I've never been interested in women I can't touch, to be honest. And as for the H&WMofM, I'd rather talk to my hounds.
Anyway, isn't the whole point of this that there *are* no rules? Or anyway, that everyone makes them up as they go along according to their own convenience?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."