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Thread: Hmm, just had to choose a consultant surgeon to see tomorrow.

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    Hmm, just had to choose a consultant surgeon to see tomorrow.

    Checked the hospital website and found a choice of:

    Two Allans
    One Bubble
    One seek

    Can you guess which won I chose awimb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Checked the hospital website and found a choice of:

    Two Allans
    One Bubble
    One seek

    Can you guess which won I chose awimb?
    I'd go with the Sikh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'd go with the Sikh.
    I considered the Bubble but... you know. You wouldn't feel confident the bugger would stay awake long enough to do the job, would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I considered the Bubble but... you know. You wouldn't feel confident the bugger would stay awake long enough to do the job, would you?
    Of course not. What are they going to cut open? Your earhole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Of course not. What are they going to cut open? Your earhole?
    No. My shoulders. My arms haven't been working so well for a few months. I thought it was time to have them looked at.

    I'm falling apart b. It's all happened since I stopped taking drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No. My shoulders. My arms haven't been working so well for a few months. I thought it was time to have them looked at.

    I'm falling apart b. It's all happened since I stopped taking drugs.
    All the exercise has clearly fùcked you

    This'll be you in a couple of years' time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    All the exercise has clearly fùcked you

    This'll be you in a couple of years' time.

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    I suspect what I've got is arm cancer. In both arms and my ear.

    They're going to chop my 'nads off, aren't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I suspect what I've got is arm cancer. In both arms and my ear.

    They're going to chop my 'nads off, aren't they?
    I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.
    Still, mustn't grumble. Probably better off without.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.
    Right. Unless they decide your physical ailments are actually psychosomatic. Then it's kerching!
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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