Have you any idea how much houses cost up norf?

[Pokster]

I did that drive across the Dales from Ripon through Aysgarth, then turned north to reach Cumbria via Buttertubs Pass. Absolutely gorgeous.

Didn't do Fountains Abbey then? so you lied to me! You are now dead to me

[Sir C]

In answer to point 2. Manchester was a ****hole, almost everywhere was when I moved up 9 years ago but it has to be one of the most improved cities anywhere. Well done the Oirishers with their bomb and London being so ridiculously expensive that plenty of business is relocating

I was last in Manchester 10 years ago, I suppose, and it was quite shítty, but last year when I went to the Wirrall it was quite nice. (Now you're going to mention that the Wirrall is Merseyside and not Manchester, to which I will reply, 'bovvered, all piss in the same pot, etc'.)

[Sir C]

He tells me he spends most of his working days playing hide and seek with colleagues, which involves sitting in his patrol car in various nooks and crannies around town eating burgers.

The fat ****.

Your mum, not him.

[Sir C]

Houses here were dirt cheap when i first arrived and now they've all gone up by 80-100% in 4 years. Here's hoping there's a crash.

I don't mean that far up norf, for God's sake b! I'm not living with polar bears and fúcking penguins!

[Sir C]

Didn't do Fountains Abbey then? so you lied to me! You are now dead to me

Did bit got there at 07:00 and found it didn't open until 10

[Pokster]

Did bit got there at 07:00 and found it didn't open until 10

National trust like a lie in

[SWv2]

I was referring to Harrogate, as that was the place mentioned in the previous post.

My apologies.

[redgunamo]

No, you haven't.

You can buy a gurt gaff for flumpence.

This pleases me.

Wouldn't you rather want to be heading south, under the circumstances?

[The Insider]

I lived in Manchester crom '83 to '97. I was a real sgir hole in 1983, but really rather charming by the time I left. Still quite like to visit.

Liverpool, however, was, is and will be a complete toilet. Never, ever go there. And the people are even worse than the place......

[Tony C]

My mate up in Stoke...ace lad...good family too...excellent for banter....has a luxury penthouse apartment he paid less that £200k for but would go for £1m easily in London.

Makes you think...

Side note...best Stoke story I ever heard was them leaving a game early so they could launch snow balls at the away fans