Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
Speedy Boarding? In other words, the right to sit on the aircraft for longer and increase your chances of catching a cold.

I feared Monty was trying to suggest that he held some regard for the 'man on the street'. I didn't want you held up as an example of that and I am sure you wouldn't want to be.
Lord, no. To quote dear old Sidney Vicious: "I've met the man on the street and he's a cünt"

Paying for Speedy Boarding on an EasyJet flight is like paying to be the turd at the top of a pile of shît.