There's no escaping it, sitting around vaguely working but mainly

[Monty92]

scratching your b*llocks while someone cleans your house makes you feel like an unmitigated c*nt?

And curiously, I've found that when your cleaner is English, it feels that bit worse.

[redgunamo]

scratching your b*llocks while someone cleans your house makes you feel like an unmitigated c*nt?

And curiously, I've found that when your cleaner is English, it feels that bit worse.

Just console yourself that cleaners, even English ones, I imagine, are a million times cheaper than decent wives

[IUFG]

scratching your b*llocks while someone cleans your house makes you feel like an unmitigated c*nt?

And curiously, I've found that when your cleaner is English, it feels that bit worse.

This will make you feel better about things.

[Burney]

scratching your b*llocks while someone cleans your house makes you feel like an unmitigated c*nt?

And curiously, I've found that when your cleaner is English, it feels that bit worse.

I've become used to it. The problem lies in your own prejudice, of course. You see cleaning someone else's house as a demeaning thing to have to do because you are a snob. Your discomfort has its roots in your deep-seated contempt for anyone who performs what you see as menial tasks for money.

Were you simply to see it as a valid and worthwhile occupation and the person doing it as a hardworking individual deserving of your respect independent of what they do, your discomfort would vanish.

[SWv2]

I've become used to it. The problem lies in your own prejudice, of course. You see cleaning someone else's house as a demeaning thing to have to do because you are a snob. Your discomfort has its roots in your deep-seated contempt for anyone who performs what you see as menial tasks for money.

Were you simply to see it as a valid and worthwhile occupation and the person doing it as a hardworking individual deserving of your respect independent of what they do, your discomfort would vanish.

This is a fact.

No different than paying a person to wash your car or any other “menial” task which one chooses not to do through laziness or simply not being fúcking arsed. See also gardening tasks, home DIY or repairs and to a lesser degree internet shopping.

Quite often tasks one could complete but we choose not to and instead we choose to pay.

None of the above are looked down upon.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

This is a fact.

No different than paying a person to wash your car or any other “menial” task which one chooses not to do through laziness or simply not being fúcking arsed. See also gardening tasks, home DIY or repairs and to a lesser degree internet shopping.

Quite often tasks one could complete but we choose not to and instead we choose to pay.

None of the above are looked down upon.

See also window cleaners
I clean mine twice a year

[SWv2]

See also window cleaners
I clean mine twice a year

Never, ever.

Fúck going up a ladder with a sponge. I give the chap water and then fúck off back to the sofa.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Never, ever.

Fúck going up a ladder with a sponge. I give the chap water and then fúck off back to the sofa.

Fash had a good window cleaning arrangement
They would take them away and then bring them back all clean 24 hours later

[Burney]

Never, ever.

Fúck going up a ladder with a sponge. I give the chap water and then fúck off back to the sofa.

Ladders generally can fück off. My fear of heights makes hiring such fellows a necessity rather than a luxury.

[Rich]

Never, ever.

Fúck going up a ladder with a sponge. I give the chap water and then fúck off back to the sofa.

My cats chase him from window to window

How much do you pay, out of interest. My chap asks me for £25 which I find a tad steep.