Don't all speak at once

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I have a scam for you, Pat.

All you have to do is buy the Brixton Academy.

Sell pints of Tuborg for £5.50. Cost price: 28p including the plastic glass.

Kerching!

When I went there to see The Clash in the early '80s it was about 28p in a real glass