Can everyone stop talking about the 'last games at the Lane'!

They are not moving, they are merely refurbing White ****e Lane. If you put a two bedroom extention and a conservatory on your N17 semi, then is that a move? No, it is not!

It is only the fact that the press love the Spuds so much that they have let them get away with calling it a move unquestioned.

For info, they want to call it a move as they will get at least twice for the naming rights of a new stadium as they would for a renovated ****hole.

Not that they even have the funds in place for that yet - what this space on Friday.