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Thread: Phwoar, Charles! No matter how sick you are, this will turn your crank

  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Hmmm. This may explain your propensity for extreme volume. Deafened at an early age imo.
    Always with the digs. Always, always, always.

    Is there any joy in your life whatsoever, Burney?

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Always with the digs. Always, always, always.

    Is there any joy in your life whatsoever, Burney?
    How about those Leafs

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Out of interest, how were the snails prepared? I've yet to find a snail that managed to be anything more than ordinary.
    In general, I would assert that a snail is a pleasingly chewy vehicle for garlic butter. I once, however, enjoyed a snail and mushroom crumble in a little French bistro, pleasingly titled 'les escargots avec ses compagnons les champignons '.

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I knew a chap who got Bell's Palsy and ended up with a droopy face. Bad business.
    I'm going to look like harry ****ing redknapp.

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    In general, I would assert that a snail is a pleasingly chewy vehicle for garlic butter. I once, however, enjoyed a snail and mushroom crumble in a little French bistro, pleasingly titled 'les escargots avec ses compagnons les champignons '.
    Yes. But anything is good with garlic butter. My dick would be a pleasingly chewy vehicle for garlic butter.

    Although I like the idea of the crumble. It's cute.

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm going to look like harry ****ing redknapp.
    Errr...'going to'? Right...umm, yes.

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Always with the digs. Always, always, always.

    Is there any joy in your life whatsoever, Burney?
    Merely jovial banter, WES. No real insult intended, I assure you.

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    In general, I would assert that a snail is a pleasingly chewy vehicle for garlic butter. I once, however, enjoyed a snail and mushroom crumble in a little French bistro, pleasingly titled 'les escargots avec ses compagnons les champignons '.
    Snail crumble.

    Jesus fúcking wept.

  9. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Snail crumble.

    Jesus fúcking wept.
    They'd probably put it in a panini round your way, I'd say.

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Old Man WES is ex-RCAF you see, SW. I grew up on air force bases.

    Impossible for a young lad in such a position to not develop a love for fighter jets when your dad is flying them.

    Being woken up at 3:30am as the Voodoos roared overhead in the latest pointless exercise
    Did the RCAF have a Cold War presence in Europe?

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