This príck on the United airlines flight. Thread #2

[Sir C]

Speaking of not being able to smoke on a long flight.

Nothing worse than feeling like **** already going through withdrawals and dry from the flight and a bit sweaty to arrive in a hot place and the first thing you do is light up as soon as you can get a chance too. You've arrived and you are already grumpy.

It's not even a nice cigarette.

and that's right Burney Motion detection.
If you go in there and dance like something from tales of the unexpected it will also set them off.

I'm not fussed by the lack of smoking on flights, oddly. I get a mild craving after the meal, and then just before landing, but I'm not too perturbed. That first one though, standing next to the limo by the no smoking signs, is the sweetest one of all.

[Pat Vegas]

I'm not fussed by the lack of smoking on flights, oddly. I get a mild craving after the meal, and then just before landing, but I'm not too perturbed. That first one though, standing next to the limo by the no smoking signs, is the sweetest one of all.

I do like that in most other countries they are a bit laid back about that sort of thing. UK airports hate smokers. unless you are arab.

Gatwick is the worst it doesn't even seem to have an outside.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

That first one though, standing next to the limo by the no smoking signs, is the sweetest one of all.

Standing by the limo? You are a chauffeur as well as an airplane driver c? Same job I suppose/

[Sir C]

Standing by the limo? You are a chauffeur as well as an airplane driver c? Same job I suppose/

Beats pulling jobbies out of the u bend, h.