to announce the signing of his new two year contract. That fella on Youtube who looks like he steals his jewellery from cattle, his head will most likely actually pop. Blood, a couple of brain cells and facial piercings all over the camera.

It will also be amusing watching Wenger throw his Europa League place in the coming weeks. The unconscionable old snob will want nothing whatsoever to do with Thursday night forays onto the Russian Steppes.