"l have lived in Zimbabwe and watched Robert Mugabe ruin a country. Arsene Wenger is the Robert Mugabe of Arsenal"

"A performance like this was real f*cking bollatics"

"I hope Wenger steps, barefooted, on a piece of lego"

"Ownership carries responsibilities . Absentee landlords ignore the tenants until the roof falls in then they take the insurance and move on. Football is no different."

"If I were in a room with Hitler and Kronke and I had a gun with 2 bullet in it, I'd shoot Kronke twice"