I've been watching I'm Alan Partridge. The Linton Travel Tavern series.

[Burney]

Very true - and we were all young when we saw it.

The nurse was the best one anyway

I dunno. Was there fanny in American Werewolf in London? 'Cos there deffo was in Walkabout and Equus.

[Pokster]

I dunno. Was there fanny in American Werewolf in London? 'Cos there deffo was in Walkabout and Equus.

Yes, and don't forget she gets part of her kit off in the railway children....

[Burney]

Yes, and don't forget she gets part of her kit off in the railway children....

You can't wànk to The Railway Children, p.

[Luis Anaconda]

You can't wànk to The Railway Children, p.

There was always Dinah Sheridan.

Had to wait for Man About the House for Sally Thomsett (though she was about 20 when the film was done)

[Pokster]

You can't wànk to The Railway Children, p.

Trains, tunnels... PHWOARRRRRRRRR

[Burney]

There was always Dinah Sheridan.

Had to wait for Man About the House for Sally Thomsett (though she was about 20 when the film was done)

No. There are rules and knocking one out to characters who are the eponymous 'children' is unacceptable.

Besides, Cribbins might've appeared at any moment and ruined the whole thing.

[Ash]

Ooh, I'm going to drive through Aysgarth on my new route. Worth a stop?

Yes You can park at the visitors centre and walk round the three sets of falls.

[Ash]

The town or the falls, like?

Anywhere for lunch there?

The hotel by the falls and a couple of pubs in the village half a mile up t'road.

[Ash]

That was the point. Coogan's character was a bit pompous as well as a bit troubled, whilst Brydon's was happy to be an uncomplicated entertainer.

Which they sort-of switched over a bit in the second series.