I believe I have arm cancer.

[Burney]

I can get an online appointment with a doctor for £7! I'm going to give it a go.

Can you check his bona fides beforehand?

It'll be tendonitis, btw.

[Burney]

I did it with a stick of cinnamon
Nothing happened

I used to like chewing cinnamon sticks as a kid. Odd, really.

[Sir C]

Can you check his bona fides beforehand?

It'll be tendonitis, btw.

I don't care about his boner, I just want a referral letter.

It ain't tendons, it's bonular I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

[Burney]

I don't care about his boner, I just want a referral letter.

It ain't tendons, it's bonular I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

That's because tendons are attached to your bones, mate. I have rotator cuff tendonitis in my shoulder that flares up when I throw balls or serve in tennis. Makes it go all weak and hurty.

[Sir C]

That's because tendons are attached to your bones, mate. I have rotator cuff tendonitis in my shoulder that flares up when I throw balls or serve in tennis. Makes it go all weak and hurty.

Why are you trying to hijack my armbone cancer?

[Burney]

Why are you trying to hijack my armbone cancer?

I'm trying to reassure you that you aren't in mortal danger or in need of a double arm-putation like the friend I am.

[Sir C]

I'm trying to reassure you that you aren't in mortal danger or in need of a double arm-putation like the friend I am.

I was hoping for three months in a quiet hospital bed and years of sympathy afterwards

[Viva Prat Vegas]

arm-putation

[Burney]

I was hoping for three months in a quiet hospital bed and years of sympathy afterwards

You could get robot arms. They're pretty cool these days.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You could get robot arms. They're pretty cool these days.

Sir C would have to take them off when going through airport security before a package holiday to Marbs