Hang on, there is a match tonight?

[Pat Vegas]

you deserve that for not making a "your mum " joke instead... what has AWIMB come to

we just wait you to post it.

[Rich]

Who are we playing?

Her friend's wedding or yours?

Mine :sigh:

I think it's West Ham at home. I've just remembered that they have Andy Carroll and feel less positive about our prospects now

[Pat Vegas]

Mine :sigh:

I think it's West Ham at home. I've just remembered that they have Andy Carroll and feel less positive about our prospects now

Also if you watch some foreign stream they end up calling him Handy Carril which makes it even more annoying.

[Burney]

Mine :sigh:

I think it's West Ham at home. I've just remembered that they have Andy Carroll and feel less positive about our prospects now

Oh. Congratulations, old boy.

When is it? June?

You realise, of course, that weddings are a monumental pain in the hole, yes?

[SWv2]

Mine :sigh:

Normal protocol would be to offer congratulations but considering I think you are a prize **** I will swerve, I hope you understand and take no offence.

How come this is the first we are hearing of this, where is the endless messages to Sir C as you seek approval and indeed request him to pick you a honeymoon location?

When are we going on the stag?

[Pat Vegas]

Normal protocol would be to offer congratulations but considering I think you are a prize **** I will swerve, I hope you understand and take no offence.

How come this is the first we are hearing of this, where is the endless messages to Sir C as you seek approval and indeed request him to pick you a honeymoon location?

When are we going on the stag?

Rich's developments sort of just work their way in mid story on here. I feel like I've missed a few episodes.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Despite our sell-out crowds there is less fan interest in seeing the Arsenal than at any point since the last days of the Houston regime.

[SWv2]

Also if you watch some foreign stream they end up calling him Handy Carril which makes it even more annoying.

I answered a call from an Indian call centre last week, the poor chap on the other end (who incidentally had to assume a fictitious generic name such as John) simply could not pronounce my boss’s surname so I kept him on for what seemed like ages asking him to repeat it as I was unable to locate the person he requested.

Hugely immature of course but good fun.

Me 1, Call Centre 0.

[Luis Anaconda]

Mine :sigh:

I think it's West Ham at home. I've just remembered that they have Andy Carroll and feel less positive about our prospects now

Congratulations r.

On the wedding not remembering Andy Carroll. Carroll v a third choice keeper what could possibly go wrong

[redgunamo]

Mine :sigh:

I think it's West Ham at home. I've just remembered that they have Andy Carroll and feel less positive about our prospects now

Congratulation, R, but if you'll listen to the advice of an old friend, you're going to bitterly regret allowing the bride-to-be and her crew of miscreants organise the wedding.