Hang on, there is a match tonight?

[redgunamo]

I don't know what any of that means, i

BeIN is a foreign (African?) sport cable television channel. In fact, our own Arsene is a regular contributor to it.

[Pat Vegas]

BeIN is a foreign (African?) sport cable television channel. In fact, our own Arsene is a regular contributor to it.

Arab. the commentary is scary as I do not know what they are saying.

Hopefully it has nothing to do with football.

[Burney]

Sounds like a fair amount of hassle for what will probably be a less than pleasant user experience.

West Ham are grim at the best of times and we are less than sparkling at the moment. Factor in the potential for a footballing equivalent of anal assault which will be handed to us by Andy Carroll and one may question the whole event.

West Ham? Ugh. I've refused to watch any games between us and West Ham since watching Pardew taunting Wenger while nursing a hangover on Sir C's sofa.

[Sir C]

BeIN is a foreign (African?) sport cable television channel. In fact, our own Arsene is a regular contributor to it.

I don't have any African channels, I'm afraid. Thank the Lord, I can relax and watch Masterchef with a clear conscience.

[Pat Vegas]

I don't have any African channels, I'm afraid. Thank the Lord, I can relax and watch Masterchef with a clear conscience.

What you need my friend is to install one of those giant technomate satellite dishes on your house. It will add nothing but value.

[Pokster]

West Ham? Ugh. I've refused to watch any games between us and West Ham since watching Pardew taunting Wenger while nursing a hangover on Sir C's sofa.

What was Pardew doing on Sir C's sofa?

[redgunamo]

What was Pardew doing on Sir C's sofa?

Nursing a hangover while taunting Wenger?

[Pat Vegas]

What was Pardew doing on Sir C's sofa?

He was looking for the African channels.

[Burney]

What was Pardew doing on Sir C's sofa?

I knew my syntax was all to cock there, but couldn't be arsed changing it, I'm afraid.

[Pokster]

Nursing a hangover while taunting Wenger?

you deserve that for not making a "your mum " joke instead... what has AWIMB come to