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Thread: I believe I have arm cancer.

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    I believe I have arm cancer.

    Possibly arm aids. Anyway, something is causing me pain in the upper arms. I clearly need a referral to my local private hospital, but to get one I must visit my GP.

    The next appointment available is on 19th April.

    I pay NIC for this shít?

    Rich, could you please just write me a referral letter to the Chelsfield Park Hospital?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Possibly arm aids. Anyway, something is causing me pain in the upper arms. I clearly need a referral to my local private hospital, but to get one I must visit my GP.

    The next appointment available is on 19th April.

    I pay NIC for this shít?

    Rich, could you please just write me a referral letter to the Chelsfield Park Hospital?
    Both upper arms? It could be a double heart attack imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Both upper arms? It could be a double heart attack imo.
    Can an infarct go on for 6 months? I've never heard of such a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can an infarct go on for 6 months? I've never heard of such a thing.
    Probably not. It could be the running, of course. All that arm-pumping catching up with you.

    Do you lift?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can an infarct go on for 6 months? I've never heard of such a thing.
    IF you have pins and needles you are having a Mike Parry
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    IF you have pins and needles you are having a Mike Parry
    Oh, that's reminded me of a video that I couldn't stop laughing at.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Probably not. It could be the running, of course. All that arm-pumping catching up with you.

    Do you lift?
    I did some lifting but stopped when both my arms apparently snapped above the elbow. They don't seem to be fixing themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I did some lifting but stopped when both my arms apparently snapped above the elbow. They don't seem to be fixing themselves.
    Ah. What you've done - and excuse me using the technical term - is fùcked your arms.

    You'll receive my invoice for this consultation shortly. Good day.

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    I did it with a stick of cinnamon
    Nothing happened
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Ah. What you've done - and excuse me using the technical term - is fùcked your arms.

    You'll receive my invoice for this consultation shortly. Good day.
    I can get an online appointment with a doctor for £7! I'm going to give it a go.

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