Wenger's going upstairs, isn't He.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I did not mean to imply He is going mad, or senile. Obviously He is, of course, everyone knows that by this time. But that's not what I meant to say.

What I meant to say was, I think Wenger is going to be moved aside to the executive board at our football club in the Summer, hence all the mystery, the cloak-and-dagger stuff.

In short, your mum.

He has also said that he will be managing 100% next season, either here or somewhere else. Going upstairs is taking that statement to a bit of an extreme.