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  1. 03-29-2017, 09:44 AM #1
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    There is a lady in from the auditors. Someone went to introduce themselves

    extended a hand she replies 'I don't shake hands'

    Is this a Jewish thing Monty?
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  2. 03-29-2017, 09:53 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    extended a hand she replies 'I don't shake hands'

    Is this a Jewish thing Monty?
    It's usually an English-thing.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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  3. 03-29-2017, 09:56 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    extended a hand she replies 'I don't shake hands'

    Is this a Jewish thing Monty?
    He should have grabbed her and snogged her. :tongues:
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  4. 03-29-2017, 09:57 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    extended a hand she replies 'I don't shake hands'

    Is this a Jewish thing Monty?
    probably an OCD mentalist, f.

    be afraid...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    extended a hand she replies 'I don't shake hands'

    Is this a Jewish thing Monty?
    Is she a lady Allan? They often refuse a handshake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    extended a hand she replies 'I don't shake hands'

    Is this a Jewish thing Monty?
    What a bloody prude. We were audited in Jan (probably what got my boss sacked) and they are all nosy little pricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is she a lady Allan? They often refuse a handshake.
    I assume she was Jewish as she had a bag with Hebrew on it.
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  8. 03-29-2017, 10:15 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I assume she was Jewish as she had a bag with Hebrew on it.
    I wouldn't know Hebrew from Arabic, if I'm honest, but from that one might conclude that she's some sort of Orthodox joo.
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  9. 03-29-2017, 10:20 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I wouldn't know Hebrew from Arabic, if I'm honest, but from that one might conclude that she's some sort of Orthodox joo.
    Hebrew is more square, sort of looks like Stonehenge. and Arabic more squiggly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Hebrew is more square, sort of looks like Stonehenge. and Arabic more squiggly.
    Meh. They all píss in the same pot, f.
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