Ash's pedestrian suvival tips.

[Pokster]

What about dropping to the floor with arms and legs together (ideally with feet facing towards the car) when the vehicle is around 2 meters away? If they are going at speed then I would think they'd struggle to adjust course in sufficient time to get one of the tyres to roll over you. And actually, you are far more likely to survive a tyre rolling over you than you are being smashed by the front of the car.

Wouldn't Monty have his nose ripped off using that method

[Rich]

Wouldn't Monty have his nose ripped off using that method

Perhaps if he drops face first and keeps his head tilted to one side... Might get away with it then.