So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

[Sir C]

Have you started using that spray they make to cover up bald spots, Charles?

No, but if you link me up, I'll get on it

[World's End Stella]

No, but if you link me up, I'll get on it

It's only for people with bald *spots*, Charles.

BTW, I would like to make it clear that Pokster is far balder than me. I actually have some hair left but my no. 1 all over style suits me.

I've seen eggs with more hair than Pokster.

[Pokster]

It's only for people with bald *spots*, Charles.

BTW, I would like to make it clear that Pokster is far balder than me. I actually have some hair left but my no. 1 all over style suits me.

I've seen eggs with more hair than Pokster.

I'm only bald as your mum plucks a hair out every time i **** her