So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

[Sir C]

Oh, my dear chap. You're very brave :hug:

I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

1. Tumescence. Just once!
2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
3. Erm, that's it.