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Thread: So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fear not. Ross and I are going to stand strong against ISIS, armed with a pair of scissors and a hair dryer. But a salon strength hairdryer, mark you. They blow quite the heat gale.

    I'm considering a more age-appropriate do.
    You mean....? Close cropped?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You mean....? Close cropped?
    Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.
    Ahh, if you are going for the GC does that mean you have stopped using just for men?
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.
    But won't that mean...acknowledging certain...y'know...shortages?

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    But won't that mean...acknowledging certain...y'know...shortages?
    Such is life. There's no holding back the sands of time, and so on.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Ahh, if you are going for the GC does that mean you have stopped using just for men?
    I have not a grey hair on my head. Just a few brown ones, whose number is diminishing rapidy.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I have not a grey hair on my head. Just a few brown ones, whose number is diminishing rapidy.
    Embrace the baldness sc, the chicks love it... well, your mum anyway
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Such is life. There's no holding back the sands of time, and so on.
    Oh, my dear chap. You're very brave :hug:

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, my dear chap. You're very brave :hug:
    I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

    1. Tumescence. Just once!
    2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
    3. Erm, that's it.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

    1. Tumescence. Just once!
    2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
    3. Erm, that's it.
    I would just like you to note that I have never mentioned to a soul what I saw that day at the hairdresser's.

    Well, apart from when I showed the pic I'd taken to the barman at the Savoy, of course.

    Other than that, I think I've been fiercely loyal.

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