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Thread: Wife's away tonight. Can anything tempt me away from the siren song

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    Wife's away tonight. Can anything tempt me away from the siren song

    of the Special Mixed Kebab?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    of the Special Mixed Kebab?
    “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

    I believe someone notable once said
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

    I believe someone notable once said
    I no longer have the desire to eat pizza, crisps, kebabs,
    Or the desire to really eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    of the Special Mixed Kebab?
    KFC with gravy? Steak sandwich? Hung shao rou?

    Nah, get yourself down the kebab shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

    I believe someone notable once said
    Redgunamo
















    or barrybueno
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    ...or barrybueno
    certainly appears to be the rule that b lives his life by.

    wd, b
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

    I believe someone notable once said
    That was Sir C to b talking about b's cock fixation
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    KFC with gravy? Steak sandwich? Hung shao rou?

    Nah, get yourself down the kebab shop.
    I can't really see any alternative, tbh. Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    That was Sir C to b talking about b's cock fixation
    knew I scene it somewhere, p
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I can't really see any alternative, tbh. Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.
    An indian is always a contender chez moi.

    Poppadums, bhaji, tarka daal, chicken madras, naan.

    Mint Magnum for afters.

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