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Thread: I shall be meeting my father-in-law for the first time on Saturday

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Why? If he's not a septic, why is the US his only option? This whole story makes fúck all sense.
    Also, why has he married a clitless Nigerian hooker?

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hmm, in Dar or Nairobi or Lusaka an expat doesn't need a team of bodyguards to wander down the street.

    I'm going to have to come out and say it. West Africa isn't anywhere near as nice as east Africa.
    Better slaves and footballers, though, you have to say that for it.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Also, why has he married a clitless Nigerian hooker?
    Too many questions, too few answers. monty has fúcked up bigly here.

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hmm, in Dar or Nairobi or Lusaka an expat doesn't need a team of bodyguards to wander down the street.

    I'm going to have to come out and say it. West Africa isn't anywhere near as nice as east Africa.
    I'd agree with you there. Lake Malawi, for a start; great catfish.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Better slaves and footballers, though, you have to say that for it.
    And hounds.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    I'd agree with you there. Lake Malawi, for a start; great catfish.
    Catfish? Catfish? Horrible, muddy things. Not improved when served with ugali.

    Allow me to steer sir towards the nyama chomba.

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Catfish? Catfish? Horrible, muddy things. Not improved when served with ugali.

    Allow me to steer sir towards the nyama chomba.
    No, I love 'em. People dry them or freeze them for me and send them over.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    And hounds.
    The Selous is home to the continent's largest population of African Wild Dog, as I'm sure you're aware.

    Have you considered adding some African DNA to your breeding programme, r?

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Catfish? Catfish? Horrible, muddy things. Not improved when served with ugali.

    Allow me to steer sir towards the nyama chomba.
    Catfish is big in the southern states of the US. Particularly seems to be a soul food thing. Big piles of breaded catfish fillets with tartare sauce. Odd lot, really.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    No, I love 'em. People dry them or freeze them for me and send them over.
    People send you frozen catfish from Malawi?

    Am I living in a David Lynch film?

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